Cooltaff

Are you listing?

Ok

I don’t know where to start with you.

Do you know who you are talking to?

Then let me put in this way,

I was born in the fifth may.

I’m a force of nature,

I hate dictators.

It’s kind of a big deal, my friend.

Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?

Most the people know me like the kid Sam.

My personal interests are movies, games and pancakes with jam.

Over there have we a nice guy,

I use to go to his store and buy.

His name is Bam and that is his gun,

Some people think that he weight over 100 tons.
 

If you where from where I was from, you will be f***ing dead!

I make a freaking long speech for you, chucklehead!

What? I had nothing else to do today!