Cooltaff

You know what's Bull****, Vallentuna's "the centrumbio".
It's one of the worst cinema I ever seen. It's Useless!
Now you wonder what's wrong with it. ....... What's right with it!? That would be the shorter answer!
But don't let my aggressive typing shock you, let's take a look on the pictures, and see if you can find the first fault.

 

You can see that the cinema style and color doesn't fit with the background. Its look like it was made in 1960´s and haven't change a bit. I would understand if the cinema was a memorable building, but it isn't, and that makes the cinema look old, small and ugly. 
Now let's move to the second fault, the movies.



As you can see that it isn't so many movies to choose from, it's like two moves for the rest of the month. And spiking of month, these moves are released months after from it premieres. Some people maybe says that they like to watch there favorite move again, before it comes out in DVD. But I say that is better to wait some week's to watch the movie in DVD, because you are gone be so disappointed when you watch it in that cinema. And another thing that makes me mad is that they show only the movie once. Really, are you serious? Why should you only show it once? Is there a reason not to show it more times?
Now it enough to talk about the outside, let's talk about the inside.

Like they say: It's not the outside, but the inside that count. Well if that is true, then is the inside of the cinema is the worst of it. I don't want to sound like I'm pissed, but it doesn't fulfilled it purpose of being a cinema. 

The first I want to complain about inside is the size of the building. It's to small for a regular cinema! And do you know what sucks is more? It's that the cinema can only play one movie at the time. Now that's bad! The second fault is that they give you no snacks! Yes, they give nothing to you. No popcorn, no soda, no chip's, NOTHING! The third fault is the cinema hall, it's to F***ing small! I swear that it just half of a regular cinema hall. Yeh, just watch the photo and imagine if you cut this cinema hall in half. Then you got the same size like the cinemas hall.



The ventilation sucks. no no no, not sucking air. Its sucks!! That means that the ventilation don't work. I swear that after you have watched the movie, when you are stepping out of the cinema, then you will feel that it was very hot in there. If the ventilation doesn't work, then why the hell don't they fix it? What was the thinking!?

Okey, I think that is enough. After more then 400 words of complaining and question, it's time to type about the good part of the cinema.

Öh.......................................................... Wow, I got nothing good to type about that. Oh wait, I got It! The movie's they showing are okay, BUT there is one problem (that I find out later when i watch "The Kite Runner"). The problem was that the movie suddenly stops and told us (me and my class) to go out side. Then we got out and was there for like 3 minutes, I then got in again whit out NO ONE telling me that the have brought back the movie and it continued t go whit out some one telling us that the movie had started. What Kind Of Bull**** Is That!! You fix the movie and you don't tell any one?!
 


I know what you are thinking. But hey, why do you be so angry about one technical problem, when It can happen in a regular cinema. Well yes, It have happen once when I watch "The dark knight". On the first minuets in the commercial, the screen turned black. It heard sound, but nothing to show. But after some few minutes, the screen turned back to normal.
As you can see. It's a big difference between staying in the cinema while there fixing it, and go out from the cinema while the fix it and play it while every one is outside.

Well, that's It. That what I want to say About Vallentuna's "Centrumbio". I hade type about some good thing's and bad thing's (most bad thing's), in all of It ... makes me want to throw up, like a cat. 

You know what Vallentuna could build, when they take away this Nasty cinema. They could build a much cooler and more improved cinema. Don't now what I'm talking about? Well, let me tell you three words. Underground cinema. If they built that, then Vallentuna could have a one real cinema. Instead of the other cinema which is Bull****.